No seriously, I have no idea what this thing is. At first I thought it was a slug or a black cricket, but once it started crawling... yes crawling, let’s go with that. I got out the camera and followed it with a macro lens while it was being chased by some ants. You never know what you’re going to find in your backyard. I’ve seen hawks, deer, snakes, insects of all kinds, the beautiful colors of numerous birds, the untamable tenacity of foxes hunting for food, the wonderful splendor in every aspect of the natural world around me, but until this day I have never seen you! (Bonus points if you get the reference)